Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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