They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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