How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
you never un-have a 4some
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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