Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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