she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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