i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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