I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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