Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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