Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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