i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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