My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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