Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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