I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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