BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I think we might need a safe word for this...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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