so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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