making cat noises will not fix the situation.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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