ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
The air taste purple.
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