Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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