I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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