You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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