Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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