I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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