Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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