How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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