Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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