Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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