You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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