Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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