sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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