I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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