You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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