he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
where are my eyebrows?
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