"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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