Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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