I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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