it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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