The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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