my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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