what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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