6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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