Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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