don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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