why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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