What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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