I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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