how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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