Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
