1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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