I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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