What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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