Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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