we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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