Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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