I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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