Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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