walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You ate ashes out of my bong
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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